On Nov. 19, 1970, a squirrel ventured from the fire escape through an open window and climbed down a large rubber plant into the Greenwich Village apartment of Grace and Larry Spruch.
Grace gave it a walnut, and thus began a warm and fascinating relationship with
scores of squirrels over 30 years.
Grace Marmor Spruch, professor of physics on the Newark campus, has
documented more than a dozen years of that relationship (1970-83) in a
charming paperback titled "Squirrels at My Window: Life with a Remarkable
Gang of Urban Squirrels" (Johnson Books, 2000). A hardbound edition was
originally published as "Such Agreeable Friends: Life with a Remarkable Group
of Urban Squirrels" (William Morrow, 1983).
For many generations of squirrels and their friends, the word got out that "if
you behaved, there was as much as you could eat at the Spruchs," the author
writes. And they came -- in batches of about a half dozen a day, bringing their
appetites with them.
At first she began reading up on squirrels and making inquiries, but she found
so little written on their day-to-day behavior that she took her own notes, which
eventually led to the book.
"Our squirrels were in a category not considered in books -- not pets and not
completely wild. They were city squirrels, living in many respects as squirrels do
in the wild but depending upon humans for handouts," Spruch writes.
Many became like members of the family and were given names: Chazzer
(Yiddish for "pig," because he ate so much); Runty, who came at odd hours to
assure himself of a meal; Notchko, a "nice guy" who never kept the females and
inferior males from getting to the cup of nuts; and Sweetie Longtail, who was
taken on two trips to a dentist to have his abnormally large lower teeth filed
down so he could shell nuts.
Among squirrel behaviors observed by the Spruchs:
Squirrels buried nuts inside the house -- in the rubber plant, under
decorative pillows on the bed, in a Navajo rug and between Larry's crossed
knees as he sat reading the paper.
Squirrels bark, a sound something like a duck quacking. "Other sounds
would soon impinge upon my consciousness: gurgling, gibbering, carping, a bok
bok bok and a growl."
Relationships between males and females were pretty fluid. "A twosome
one day would be a menage a trois the next. Harem today, gone tomorrow."
Except for a few rare instances, the animals took care of their bodily
functions outside and did very little damage to the apartment.
The experience, which continues to this day, made an indelible impression on
the author, who concludes:
"Some of the best things in life are indeed free. The pleasure to be derived
from a gust of wind on a sunny spring day, the sight of a golden retriever looking
back to see if you are following on the trail, the sight of the muscles on the
shoulders of a sturdy little rodent, all are God's gifts -- joy to mankind. And the
people who can experience these joys are blessed."